Nationalsozialistische Grammatikpartei
Population | 23.042 billion |
Capital | Gestalten |
Leader | Herr Richtig |
Faith | mystical and far-fetched |
Currency | paper slip |
Animal | hawk |
The Glorious Candidate of Nationalsozialistische Grammatikpartei is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Herr Richtig with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The cynical population of 23.042 billion grammar nazis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gestalten. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Nationalsozialistische Grammatikparteian economy, worth 858 trillion paper slips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 37,242 paper slips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Nationalsozialistische Grammatikpartei Blood Tithe, and otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationalsozialistische Grammatikpartei's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is mystical and far-fetched.
Nationalsozialistische Grammatikpartei is ranked 99,475th in the world and 5,259th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,433.77 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nationalsozialistische Grammatikpartei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Nationalsozialistische Grammatikpartei's influence in Lazarus rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Nationalsozialistische Grammatikpartei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Nationalsozialistische Grammatikpartei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Nationalsozialistische Grammatikpartei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Nationalsozialistische Grammatikpartei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Nationalsozialistische Grammatikpartei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Nationalsozialistische Grammatikpartei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Nationalsozialistische Grammatikpartei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Nationalsozialistische Grammatikpartei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.